How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist: A Satirical Guide to Surviving Feline Emotional Abuse

How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist

This hilarious and disturbingly accurate guide will help you identify the warning signs of feline narcissism—from the cold shoulder after you return from work to the dramatic coffee mug sabotage when you dare to ignore them. You’ll learn how to set boundaries (that they’ll immediately violate), teach empathy (or at least guilt them into pretending), and even feng shui the cat cage to meet their aesthetic standards.

Packed with witty advice, psychological insights, and plenty of “is my cat emotionally manipulating me?” moments, this book is your ultimate manual for living with a fur-covered diva. Whether you’re a first-time cat victim or a seasoned emotional hostage, How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist will help you survive—and maybe even thrive—under the rule of your tiny, tyrannical overlord. Because let’s face it—your cat already thinks they’re better than you. And they’re not wrong.